Minutes of the Meeting

Team Meeting: A place where there is synchronous nodding of heads in a semi-conscious state of mind to decide up on things which never change coz they are never understood.

Unfortunately, i dint get a chance to slip into that state as i was asked to take down the minutes of meeting. Posing a dedicated look, i opened the lappy and got ready to " paint " down all the points discussed.

First 15 Minutes -

The team lead was explaining about various metrics, strategies and goals designed by the proj manager for the coming quarter. I don't know why they design targets which are as challenging as india chasing a total of 400 in 50 ovrs. So, that's paaint 1...


Next 15 Minutes..

Now, here comes the worst side of the meeting. After explaining all the targets set by the proj manager, the team lead gives his own view about those metrics and goals which sound exactly opposite to what the proj manager discussed. Finally, we need to decide what to follow else they think we are too dependent. That's paaint 2...



Next 30 Minutes...

This part of meeting was very intense..parts of my team lead's face was turning red. Naturally, he was discussing about the outage and behaviour part. No more leaves..that was whole paaint.



The out of box thinking- when this point was discussed, especially in the festive season, i could only think of a 10,000wala crackers just out of the box..


and my thoughts continue....

Comments

Snehith said…
hehe...Quite imaginative..I wonder what happens when ur PM finds out bout this..Minutes of meeting to Menace of meeting in about 1000 mouse strokes..what sayy ?? :P
Autumn said…
hahahaaa... wonderful :D

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