Yehi hai right choice baby!!
Silencesssshhh!! U might alarm those lovers who had just taken their weight off in some corner. Yes, it’s their day n all o you know its essence so jus leave them alone n read on…
Happy Valentines Day readers…
So how many of u kno the basis behind we rejoicing this day??. hehe don’t fret, I’ll not explicate d old stuff. I feel it’s humdrum to know n well thanx to that great man who kept us on track. Now let’s steal a look on what populaces do on this day….. (Married couples barred in this survey) :-p
Style 1
Ladies n gentlemen, pls put your hands together for Romeo n Juliet. folks who come under this class r made for love. Bombulu padina, baabulu edirinchina ther’s no end to them. U need to have guts + luck to fit in to this class. This class of ppl rock from top to bottom and tang all the ingredients of the day.
Style 2
Confused but still going. I feel majority of them fall under this class. They are not clear in mind to label it love or to call it quits but they stil move in concert. At times friendship is misguided in this class. Beware!! Infatuations, crushes, etc fall under this group which often gets the wrong end of the stick. So pls be rational n once ur sure express ur love else god save ur pockets on this day ;)
Style 3
This class again has got two sub-classes.
1. .The bindaas group of baadshah’s. They mainly concentrate on art of flirting. Their motto is try n try till u get. I belong to this class too. : D. unfortunately we got nothing much to do on this day so we simply wish our mummy, papa, siblings n close chums.
2. The Devdas grp. Hmm!! Sorry guys…tough luck. This class abominates this day. Dont worry guys I have a plan sketched out for u…
a. Firebomb all the card shops you can find. The greeting card industry created this "holiday" and the most effective way of ridding ourselves of it is to destroy it at the source. Greeting card shops sell primarily paper goods, and will burn quite efficiently.
b. Gather a large amount of sympathetic malcontents together and declare February 14 as a Day of Hate. Ridicule those who are less fortunate than you, refuel old ethnic hatred while encouraging the hate that already exists, explode an advertising binge of misanthropy. Be sure to be extremely vocal so as to get the attention of the media. Break lots of things with reckless abandon. Carry placards with catchy hateful slogans, such as "Hate Is Great", "Have You Exploited Someone Today?" and "F*** Love".
c. Upon coming in contact with aforementioned amorous starry-eyed couples, proceed to exclaim loudly to either one, "Why didn't you call me! You told me our passionate night together was only the beginning?! Who the hell is *this* cretin? Don't you know that s/he could never love you like I can?! You're coming with *me*!" Etc., ad nauseum. Be very animated, and feel free to physically get in between these two clueless sots. To be especially effective, do your research ahead of time and seek out certain couples. You get the picture. Refuse to be passive! Join the ranks of the angry, the bitter, the angstful, and smash this day into oblivion. You'll thank me for it in the end, I guarantee.
Happy Valentines Day readers…
So how many of u kno the basis behind we rejoicing this day??. hehe don’t fret, I’ll not explicate d old stuff. I feel it’s humdrum to know n well thanx to that great man who kept us on track. Now let’s steal a look on what populaces do on this day….. (Married couples barred in this survey) :-p
Style 1
Ladies n gentlemen, pls put your hands together for Romeo n Juliet. folks who come under this class r made for love. Bombulu padina, baabulu edirinchina ther’s no end to them. U need to have guts + luck to fit in to this class. This class of ppl rock from top to bottom and tang all the ingredients of the day.
Style 2
Confused but still going. I feel majority of them fall under this class. They are not clear in mind to label it love or to call it quits but they stil move in concert. At times friendship is misguided in this class. Beware!! Infatuations, crushes, etc fall under this group which often gets the wrong end of the stick. So pls be rational n once ur sure express ur love else god save ur pockets on this day ;)
Style 3
This class again has got two sub-classes.
1. .The bindaas group of baadshah’s. They mainly concentrate on art of flirting. Their motto is try n try till u get. I belong to this class too. : D. unfortunately we got nothing much to do on this day so we simply wish our mummy, papa, siblings n close chums.
2. The Devdas grp. Hmm!! Sorry guys…tough luck. This class abominates this day. Dont worry guys I have a plan sketched out for u…
a. Firebomb all the card shops you can find. The greeting card industry created this "holiday" and the most effective way of ridding ourselves of it is to destroy it at the source. Greeting card shops sell primarily paper goods, and will burn quite efficiently.
b. Gather a large amount of sympathetic malcontents together and declare February 14 as a Day of Hate. Ridicule those who are less fortunate than you, refuel old ethnic hatred while encouraging the hate that already exists, explode an advertising binge of misanthropy. Be sure to be extremely vocal so as to get the attention of the media. Break lots of things with reckless abandon. Carry placards with catchy hateful slogans, such as "Hate Is Great", "Have You Exploited Someone Today?" and "F*** Love".
c. Upon coming in contact with aforementioned amorous starry-eyed couples, proceed to exclaim loudly to either one, "Why didn't you call me! You told me our passionate night together was only the beginning?! Who the hell is *this* cretin? Don't you know that s/he could never love you like I can?! You're coming with *me*!" Etc., ad nauseum. Be very animated, and feel free to physically get in between these two clueless sots. To be especially effective, do your research ahead of time and seek out certain couples. You get the picture. Refuse to be passive! Join the ranks of the angry, the bitter, the angstful, and smash this day into oblivion. You'll thank me for it in the end, I guarantee.
Comments
trying to meddle the peace of koochi-koo pairs??..
bad!!
lemme smack on yer nose with a rolled up newspaper of goodness!!Bad boy! Bad boy!! ;)
U never told us which class you fall into !!!??
ron-> ouch!! tht hurts..;)
kk-> i suggest u to read my post once again..ul get d ans
anony-> open ur eyes...ur still in d well